- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Im taking a shit right now.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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