What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

PENIS that is all

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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