- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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