Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

This is an anti-joke.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

^ That's not even funny ^

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

asians have slitted eyes lol

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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