What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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