Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Alchohol.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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hi

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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