- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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