Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

PENIS that is all

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Where's my tractor?

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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