Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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