- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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