- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

where's mom I killed her

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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