- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A miserable man committed suicide.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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