- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

womens rights.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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