What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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