- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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