What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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