- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

"Knock knock" Come in!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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