- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Heskey time.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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