Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Ebola

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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