- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What's just not right? Left

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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