- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

woman's rights

Baby Seal walks into a club.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Heskey time.

kk

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

will you like this joke my sources say no

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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