- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Yo Momma So Fat!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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