- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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