yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

You idiot thats 9 letters

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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