- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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