"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

XD Jackass.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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