- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

a. why? b. because I wanted

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock knock. Its open.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

like most people my age. im 27

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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