Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

when debbie meets downer

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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