- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

John Cena for president

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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