whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Sloths

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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