- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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