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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Flowers are colors Love me

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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