- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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