What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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