- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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