Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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