- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

hard cheese

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what is red white and blue? the french flag

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

SBB

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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