Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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