- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Manchester City

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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