god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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