- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??