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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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