- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

no

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

1+1=2

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

I put my baby in a microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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