- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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