why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Anti Joke

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