Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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