- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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