- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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