- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

I was watching Fox news.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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