Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Anti Joke

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