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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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