- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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