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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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