- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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