- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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