- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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