Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Gus's mom

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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