- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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