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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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