- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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