- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

You're a frog

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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