- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How high is the sky? True or False

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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