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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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