- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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