- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

think twice or at least think

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Canadians

how much fish could a chicken

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

scraggle is in you pillow case

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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