- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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