- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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