Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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I Have a Black Friend

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Women's rights.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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