- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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