- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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