A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

This isn't funny.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Albino African Americans

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's long and black The unemployment line

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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