What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Dwight Howard

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A man died.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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