- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A black man walks out of a police station

being sober in a bar fight

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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