What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

hi charles lattuca III

you give like i give lomain

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Once, I went to Peru.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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