What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's blue? The sky.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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