- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's the difference between a duck?

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Swag.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Guess what? I like trains.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

the sky is green no it is not

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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