- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

this website even though its hilarious.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

So a bar walks into a man...

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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