What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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