A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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well now

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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