A russian gives away vodka.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

read this sentence again.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Kameron Brown is gay.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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