- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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