Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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a black man pays his child support

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can you touch your toes? no

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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