- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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