how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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