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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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