What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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womens rights

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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