- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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