knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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