Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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