- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Steve Jobs is alive.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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