- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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