What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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