Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

You know what's natural? Bears.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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