What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Hey Shea

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Women's rights

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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