- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Beka has AIDS

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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