- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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