Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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