Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

knock knock come in !

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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