How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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