What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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