A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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