When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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im telling maguire

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KOOKABURRA

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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