What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Ol-ive

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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RUN

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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