"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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You are joking right?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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