America

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Wait! hundred billions!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Anti Joke

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