- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Women's rights

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??