- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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