- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A seal walks into a club.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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