What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

eoin burgin is fat

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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