Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What is the name of the car? What

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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