what is worse than a guy pissed?

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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you see theres this guy.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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