Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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