why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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