- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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