- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A man walks into a bar

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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