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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

I have read the terms and conditions

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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