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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I'm Polish.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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