- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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