Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Your mother is so fat.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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