which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Women's professional sports

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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