- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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