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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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