- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Kevin and Ramin

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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