- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

angelo snyder is not ga

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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