Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Roses are flowers.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Your Mom The End.

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