I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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#Getweird

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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