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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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