- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Communism hehe xd

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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