what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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