- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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