- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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