a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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