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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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