What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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