A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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