- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Roses are red.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Oh, go away

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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