Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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