why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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so...um, yeah

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Anti Joke

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