- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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