- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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