why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

every knight i see an owl at window

Sixty... eight

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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