- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A dancer walks into a barre

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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