- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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