- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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