your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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