- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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