What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

women's rights

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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