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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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