Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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