- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A pope meets another one

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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