What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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White men's rights

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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