woman's rights

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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