- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

A pope meets another one

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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